All You Need to Know About Football for the 2014-2015 Season

If you want a player just to lust after, then Clay Matthews is your man.

Clay Matthews–Green Bay Packers

If you want one of the players with one of the richest contracts in the NFL and who is having an amazing season, then you want JJ Watt.

JJ Watt–Houston Texans

If you want a guy who is at the top of his game and actually seems like a nice guy, Aaron Rodgers would be the one for you.

Aaron Rodgers–Green Bay Packers

If you like a player who is just hilarious, then it’s Peyton Manning you want.

Ben Roethlisberger is an alleged rapist, Tom Brady a douchebag and Tony Romo an arrogant ass. Avoid them at all cost. You’re welcome and enjoy the season.